Ohhh Daaaaaaad. That is ssoooooo unfaaaaiiiiiir

This is a great story.....I love it.

Before I was a Dad I would have been totally on the kids side in this...but now....I’m backing Dad here.

A father who's won eight million pounds on the lottery has told his kids to cough up what they owe him - then they'll get a share of the fortune.

Ted and Marilyn Newton from Dartford, have been playing in a family syndicate since 1994, but say their kids stopped paying into it five years ago - always making up an excuse why they couldn't hand over £1.50 each week.

Ted is now demanding they pay him pack three thousand pounds before he writes them a cheque for one point five million.

The back-dated payments will go to a local charity.

See.

Isn’t that brilliant?

They're probably in their 40’s now his kids...and yet they’ll still be doing the.... “Ohhhhh Daaaaaaad. That is sooooooo unfaaaiiiiir. I hate you.”

So 3 grand, and they get 1 and a half million.

What would you do?

Me?

I’d wait until he got the cash and then bump him and the mother off.

Save three grand.

What???

It’s the cheapest option.

Get the house too.

If you want to go down that road I’ll do it for twenty quid and 5% of the lump sum.