Live 23 years longer

Health news today - the wonder pill which could extend your lifespan by up to 23 years.

The 'elixir of life' anti-ageing drug was made from a compound found in the soil on Easter Island.

Experts say they’re able to stop cells ageing by using the compound to block the damaging effect of certain proteins.

Stops everything else too - you’ll end up looking like one of the statues.

Have you ever seen a photo of them? The Easter Island Statues?

They’ve been there for years and years and represent the last time anyone managed to get a tradesman to turn up on time and stay there for a fortnight until they’d finished the job.

Easter Island - isn’t that where they did the nuclear tests? An extra 23 years on your life, as a cast member of the Simpsons.

23 years ....of more....nagging.

I'm KIDDING. Don't hit me pregnant lady.