Day Of The Triffids

Quick thing....if you’re off on holiday and you need someone to look after your plants, please don’t give them to us.

Just looked after Lynne’s Mum and Dad’s plant when they were away.

I haven’t even a clue what it was....all I know for sure is the missus is black fingered when it comes to plant life.

Any foliage she touches dies.

When we got this one...it screamed when it came into the house and tried to cling onto a lamppost outside before we got it in.

Still, the missus wasn’t allowed near it for the 10 days....and we made it OK.

And if you think I’m joking.....ask the team working on our back garden right now.