Friday, 4 December 2009

Nine gets 10!

Hollywood A-listers Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson, and Penelope Cruz have attended the London premiere of new musical film "Nine".


Dame Judi Dench and Daniel Day-Lewis also turned out in Leicester Square to promote the movie.


The romance is directed by Rob Marshall - whose work includes Chicago and Memoirs of a Geisha.


The movie, inspired by Federico Fellini's 1963 classic 8-and-a-half.


Now, the reason I mention it is because...in a cast like this, which is full of eye candy....and jaw dropping performances, you still come away thinking Dame Judi Dench is the finest actress in the piece and that speaks volumes.


Muppets V Puppets? I like it.

Sometimes....just sometimes....an act of desperation can actually pay off.....and I wonder if it might be this....


On the same day the bookies are saying they might scrap the betting for Christmas number 1 because Simon Cowell’s made it a non event....a groups of fans on facebook are calling for the Muppets version of Bohemian Rhapsody to be released as a Christmas single to try and get it to the top.


I like it.....Muppets V Puppets.


If you haven’t seen it yet....the Muppets doing Bohemian Rhapsody...it’s well worth a look...


Friday Flicks

At the movies around town this weekend, you can catch all of these:- The Descent-Part 2, The Box, Planet 51, and Me and Orson Welles.

Me and Orson Welles presents High School Musical's Zac Efron with an opportunity which until now hasn't been forthcoming - the chance to do an adult movie.

Wait - that sounded better in my head.

Anyway, Zac stars as an actor in a period piece which sees him land a job with Orson Welles production company.

It seems like a dream come true until he becomes the butt of all Orson's jokes.

Current Zac fans probably won't like it. People who have no idea who he is, might.


Planet 51 is the big family movie release of the week.

It's an animated adventure with a huge, well known cast, playing on that idyllic 1950's white picket fences setting for a sci fi, which is then invaded by other-worlders - only this film has a twist.

In this comedy, the aliens are us, invading another planet.

It gets pass marks. The kids will enjoy it.


The Descent Part 2 follows on from the original....where four chicks with picks got in a fix at the flicks....and only one survived to tell the tale....until now, and she probably hasn't told anyone yet because this movie takes up just a few short minutes after the first one left off.

Same stuff.....blood and entrails...and lots of it. I saw one reviewer describe it as 'oceans of haemoglobin and geysers of guts.'

You know what's coming, but they don't


Last up, a film which has been universally panned worldwide - and looks set to clean up at the Anti Oscars, The Rasps, in 2010.

Cameron Diaz stars in The Box...where a couple in 1970's suburbia are visited by a stranger who gives them a mysterious box and the offer of a million pounds if they push the red button inside it.

The catch?

If they push the button, a stranger, somewhere in the world will die.

Yes of course they push it, otherwise it would be even less of a film.

Somehow.


As always, your chance to win your way into the flicks for free is with Andy this afternoon from 4.


Jude and Sienna. Jienna? Sude - more likely

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are apparently back on.


This, after Sienna was pictured slipping out of Jude's New York apartment yesterday lunchtime.


It follows weeks of rumours they’re rekindling their love - after they split 3 years ago - when Jude had an affair with the nanny.


Both deny they are seeing each other and insist they’re just 'good friends'.....who sleep together during ‘a drought’.


I hope they make a go of it....but then, I’m not an LA divorce attorney.

Jafro

Jordan’s back from the jungle - and apparently hunting down X Factor's Jamie Afro.


Run man.


Run like the wind.


They were spotted in a nightclub swapping numbers.


Fool.


I can see it now....Heat will christen them Jafro.


Speaking of mags....Katie Price, according to her twitter page...has moved to Hello Magazine.


At least, I think that’s what it said.


They may dress her like a secretary...but I can guarantee they won’t be letting her type her column herself.


You’d get more sense from chimps with byros.

SuBo 1 - Shady 0

I read it.....and yet I don’t quite believe it somehow.


Susan Boyle tops US album charts


Susan Boyle has gone straight to number 1 in the US charts - after her debut album sold more in it's first week in America than any other record this year.


She outdid the previous fastest selling album of 2009 - Relapse by Eminem - by almost 100,000 copies.


'I Dreamed a Dream' is expected to sell over a million copies by the end of its second week.


It’s just astonishing.


I would never have thought that interest would have translated into actual sales, but just goes to show what I know.


People in America now actually want to BE her.


Tiger Woods tops that list. He thinks he’ll need at least that amount of work done if he wants to live through the next fortnight.


Happy Birthday Adamski

Remember Adamski?

It’s his birthday today - he’s 42.


He was the guy that did Killer with Seal, before HE went away and had a massive career on his tod.


Oh, and married a supermodel....you know, just to rub it in.


Anyway, Happy Birthday Adamski.


Probably not the best idea to blow out the candles on the cake just after sucking the paraffin through that tube and wailing..."where did it all gooo wrroooonnngggg?"

The Bedingfields

Funny...we were just talking about this girl the other day....and here she is....up she pops....Natasha Bedingfield is going to perform at a concert in honour of Barack Obama.



She’s been chosen to sing at the Nobel Peace Prize concert in Oslo next week.


I don't quite know how they pick them...presumably it’s got something to do with the theme....acts you’d most like to see in a war zone, perhaps - I dunno. But she’s going to be there.


So are Westlife and Wyclef, amonst others.


It’s being hosted by Will Smith and his wife Jada.


Meanwhile Natasha’s brother Daniel...what ever happened to him....is celebrating his birthday today.


He’s 30.


Really? Daniel Bedingfield - 30.


Uphill paper round...into a head wind....and hailstones.


Heaviest bag on the go. Everyone wanted the broadsheets.


Bike stuck in the high gears.


And he fell off it.


A lot.


Face first.


Thursday, 3 December 2009

And The Grammy Nominations are....

The Grammy Nominations happened yesterday....with the big ceremony just into next year...something like 17th January.


Beyonce and Lady Gaga are going head to head for song of the year in the Grammys.


Single Ladies and Poker Face are up against efforts from Taylor Swift, Maxwell, and Kings of Leon.


Also nominated for best pop performance by a group were Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, MGMT, The Fray, and Darryl Hall and John Oates.


Banned from the event.....Kanye West.


Taylor Swift’s probably paying for roof snipers just in case.


Anyway....ironically, at the same time as they’ve got songs against each other for the Grammys....Beyonce and Gaga have a song out together.


I think it’ll grow on you...it’s not instant, but the video is.


Beyonce (WOW!!)... and Gaga...(but don’t let that put you off...) Video Phone.